The trade papers are shouting and saying that Aap Ka Suroor has got a big opening. In fact they are saying its the biggest opening for any film released in the year. Just to rub salt where it really hurts they are singling out Dhoom2 and saying its, "even bigger than Dhoom 2". And all this hype is really making me very angry. You wonder why? read on...
Angry because the movie they are talking about is a shit pot. Actually make that a shit pit. They are all saying what a big opening its got, is anybody bothering to tell us how the audiences want to rip the cap from the singer's head and shove it up his nose. Nobody is telling us that. Nobody is telling us there is nobody in the theatres from monday onwards. Nobody is informing us that apart from the critics even the public has puked all over the seats in the cinema halls. Whats the big deal about a great opening? Every other film seems to make a historic opening and then it crumbles at the mercy of a Monday. Even Aap Ka Suroor met with the same fate.
So why are they making such a big deal about Himesh. Tell me tell you. Because its a delicious feeling that a new star is born. And one wont have to take the shit a handful of other stars who act too pricey...but then they dont know when you make someone like Himesh. In exactly two weeks even he gets as obnioxious as the others.
If this was a good film I would be the first one to applaud. But its not. If Himesh had surprised me with his acting talent i would accept it pronto but there too he has failed. So what does that make him- a singer who released a film. The magic worked and audiences who have heard his songs over the last five years a million times, got all "nosey" and rushed into the theatres to see what he has done. But what they saw was shocking. And everyone is singing one song now, " this man should stick to singing".
And for all these trade guys who have praised him- I have only one question to ask them, will you back the next film this man will release? Will you produce the movie he makes and put your money where your mouth is.. or where your nose is. I nose it...its a big "no"seeeeee!!!!!
Himesh tum ne to naak katwa dee yaar!!!!
(p.s: any body having any other personal or ENT problems with Himesh, please feel free to post it here...I have a NOSE for facts and more!)
8 comments:
Maybe Himesh thinks it looks good on his C.V..
hey...
i saw the film with another 150 ppl on a tuesday nite...
the theatre wasnt empty.. n the crowd to my surprise was fairly decent families...
they all seem to be have been entertained along with me..
at no place did i feel bored.. ya it was a little cliched but which film isnt?... fabrication is a part of film making...
i went in with a frame of mind to watch two new comers perform.. n i appreciate the honest effort..
the film is beautifully shot...
the music is good..
n ya if the papers claim it to be the biggest opner of the year , they wud surely have there facts true..
cummon guys give him his due...
it wasnt bad at all...
i loved the girl.. hansika.. loved her.. she was a treat to watch..
mallika wasnt there much but she was fairly good too...
wat were we expecting while watching the film from HR....
a perfomance to match that of aamir? no v werent.... so?
its a good entertaining film... at no point did i feel like sinking to my comfortable reclining chair for a nap.. i was gripped....
I bet it will be better than Dhoom 2, In fact all the movies are better than Dhoom2. Even if i were to shoot a film with your n95 it will be better than Dhoom2. I hope this movie does better than any Yash Raj film
Dear, dear, this film has made an impact on you indeed!
But you know, Mushtaq, as long as it is talked about or even only badly beaten, people will want to check for themselves, so would not a telling silence be more deadly?
- ashish raikar: Yes, understandable, *wink* but I'd like to make an exception if SRK is in it.
Even though Yash Raj's marketing policy is very strange!
Well... He should better stick to music. Acting certainly isn't a child's play. As for the big opening; well it was because of the "curiosity" element. Once that is over, the game is over. We have seen many even classy movies crumbling on the box office Monday onwards.
biggest opening my ass! most of us went 4 the movie cause we were in need of a good laugh.
N i must admit that the movie & our very own HR (cap & all), delivered.
lmao ........ we still didn't sit through more that the 1st half tho ...........
Mushtaq aapne toh bilkul keel peh zordar hathora mara hai! You have reviewed the flick to A to Z!
Yes I watched the film (unfortunetly) with my friends! As I had predicted everyone at the cineghar was in splits..people were laughing not with him but at him!
The worst scene was when he tried to recreate Mithun Da in a club & the only true winner was the scene where his jnr/friend tells the joke about how could he cut off HR'z nose as thats what he uses to sneeze...oops..I mean sing!
As you may have guessed I'm not a HR fan but I'm not a hater either as I do like a few of his tunes but can't stand the 1nz that sound like my cds on re-play!
However after watching Aap Ka SuSu! (Mushtaq they should have definetly used this title & it would have made an instant classic!) all I can say is Himeshesh..please stick to tera tera tera sneezing..oops..singing!
lol tara:)
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